21 thoughts on “Postgame Haiku, Vol. 40”

1. Great bounce-back from Duke.
   Ivin ran circles around
   McNeil and his boys.

   November 6, 2010 at 6:11 pm Reply
2. 76 points
   must be some kind of record
   for Navy Football

   November 6, 2010 at 6:11 pm Reply
3. girl from ECU
   commercials, nice ring. Any
   chance you are single?

   November 6, 2010 at 6:11 pm Reply
4. First half was good but
   second half was great and we
   are now San-Dog bound!

   November 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm Reply
5. Red Blaik, please respond
   Towny Navy fans want to
   Hear the Gazzette’s thoughts.

   November 6, 2010 at 6:17 pm Reply
6. That is what I call
   A major beatdown baby
   Epic proportions

   November 6, 2010 at 6:21 pm Reply
7. Oopss….

   That’s what I call a
   Major beatdown of truly
   Epic Proportions

   November 6, 2010 at 6:23 pm Reply
8. Blowouts are awesome.
   Keep it going to SD.
   I’m off to Vegas!

   November 6, 2010 at 6:48 pm Reply
9. 7 plays 70 yards Rushing Touchdown
   3 plays 73 yards Rushing Touchdown
   14 plays 66 yards Passing Touchdown
   8 plays 70 yards Rushing Touchdown
   1 play 29 yards Passing Touchdown
   4 plays 21 yards Rushing Touchdown
   3 plays 51 yards Rushing Touchdown
   7 plays 50 yards Rushing Touchdown
   2 plays 36 yards Rushing Touchdown
   6 plays 48 yards Rushing Touchdown

   Pretty obvious, Navy better at football than I am at haiku.

   November 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm Reply
10. We lose the trophy
    Internet outage so sucks
    We roll, nirvana

    November 6, 2010 at 7:24 pm Reply
11. Jekyll and Hyde team
    Jekyll beats up ECU
    Hyde stay away please

    November 6, 2010 at 7:38 pm Reply
12. hundred sixty eight
    hours of heartache eased by
    76 points

    November 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm Reply
13. Defensive Football
    Set back many many years
    Navy wins big time

    November 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm Reply
14. Just nine seconds left
    Timeout down forty-one points
    Plotting a comeback

    November 6, 2010 at 8:11 pm Reply
15. Tough game for the D,
    but unstoppable offense
    put on a clinic.

    I hope Ivin stays
    when he gets offers to coach
    at factory schools.

    November 6, 2010 at 8:14 pm Reply
16. Don’t know what to think
    There are Gremlins by the bay
    Who shows up next week?

    November 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm Reply
17. Cardiac kids, yes.
    Schizophrenic sailors, no?
    My heart fails.

    November 6, 2010 at 9:49 pm Reply
18. 899 push ups
    All plebes report to sick bay.
    No one for chow calls.

    November 7, 2010 at 10:12 am Reply
19. Seventy six points
    Scratch ECU off list for
    Option-stopping tips

    November 7, 2010 at 10:14 am Reply
20. Feeling Better Now
    Army Black Nights, Please Stand By
    The Beat Down’s Coming

    November 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm Reply
21. I’m a dummy – “Black Knights”

    November 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm Reply