33 thoughts on “Postgame Haiku, Vol. 50”

1. Fitting final play
   For an O-Line that tried to
   Get Kriss killed each pass.

   October 15, 2011 at 4:09 pm Reply
2. Tough one to swallow,
   Navy has four straight losses
   Thank you field goal team

   October 15, 2011 at 4:11 pm Reply
3. Inexcusable
   Very rarely use the word
   Only one that fits

   October 15, 2011 at 4:12 pm Reply
4. Yet more kicking woes
   Basics def not good enough
   Sort it out Coach N!

   October 15, 2011 at 4:16 pm Reply
5. Defense looked better
   The offense could be better
   Special teams – kill me…

   October 15, 2011 at 4:19 pm Reply
6. Navy had this game
   We blew it big time today
   God I hate losing

   October 15, 2011 at 4:19 pm Reply
7. Tough Loss
   Please new ST Coach
   Another 4th down stop at the 1

   October 15, 2011 at 4:19 pm Reply
8. sad volume fifty
   it was the worst of times, it
   was the worst of times

   October 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm Reply
9. Never been so glad
   To have computer problems
   On Navy game day

   October 15, 2011 at 4:24 pm Reply
10. I need Novocaine
    To stop this horrible pain
    Again down in flames

    October 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm Reply
11. looking for bright spots
    enjoyed watching big play plebe
    named Chris Ferguson

    October 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm Reply
12. Damn! Tough one to watch
    Special teams lost it again
    Defense looked better

    October 15, 2011 at 4:47 pm Reply
13. Three games and five points
    Doesn’t really tell the tale
    We just aren’t good

    October 15, 2011 at 4:52 pm Reply
14. More red zones, no points
    Another field goal epic fail
    Deja vu again?

    October 15, 2011 at 4:57 pm Reply
15. Neither of my teams
    Really can play any D
    Oh woe are my teams

    October 15, 2011 at 5:09 pm Reply
16. How do we still have
    People who do not know how
    To write a haiku

    October 15, 2011 at 7:24 pm Reply
17. darkest before dawn
    pretty dark today; sun rises
    with ECU next week!

    October 15, 2011 at 7:44 pm Reply
18. Let’s try this again
    Five, Seven, Five not that hard
    Get with the program

    October 15, 2011 at 7:56 pm Reply
19. Why
    the heck
    do we have to
    write a haiku for U?!?!

    A four game losing streak begs the

    absurd
    and nonconstraining

    nonsensical ramblings
    that only
    free verse screaming-at-your-tv
    can
    AND WILL
    capture by way of poetic such-and-such after a Saturday
    w
    a
    s
    t
    e
    d
    in
    especially nonspecial teams play.

    I have said my peace.

    October 15, 2011 at 8:01 pm Reply
20. It’s only football
    There’s more to life than life
    But gee, just a win

    October 15, 2011 at 8:40 pm Reply
21. *sigh* I wonder if
    “Our margin is thin” means that
    this sh*t must happen?

    October 15, 2011 at 8:53 pm Reply
22. five syllables then
    seven more and finally
    five to seal the deal

    bird dog tradition
    free verse streaming not quite as
    cathartic for me

    October 15, 2011 at 9:40 pm Reply
23. Missed red zone field goals
    Four games lost we could have won
    Time to right the ship

    October 15, 2011 at 10:31 pm Reply
24. can’t blame just one thing
    losing can be contagious
    winning hard to find

    October 15, 2011 at 10:33 pm Reply
25. Key passes were dropped.
    INTs batted to them.
    FG team can’t block.

    October 16, 2011 at 9:13 am Reply
26. Had the game in hand.
    Defeat snatched from victory.
    Bad Body Language.

    October 16, 2011 at 9:14 am Reply
27. No Excuses, Nobody cares

    October 16, 2011 at 11:49 am Reply
28. good time to reflect
    how spoiled we have become
    hard to go backwards

    October 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm Reply
29. For the last 8 years,
    we have won the nail-biters.
    I had become spoiled.

    October 16, 2011 at 6:49 pm Reply
30. Kicking the football
    between the poles would be much
    appreciated

    October 16, 2011 at 8:41 pm Reply
31. So many close wins
    are but a thing of the past
    who’s seen Uncle Mo?

    October 18, 2011 at 3:30 pm Reply
32. Close wins will return.
    But getting a blowout win
    first would be real nice.

    October 18, 2011 at 5:33 pm Reply
33. O-scored thirty five
    If you don’t see it’s defense
    You can’t see problem

    October 22, 2011 at 7:38 pm Reply