Postgame Haiku, Vol. 57

Slept in this morning?
Didn’t set your DVR?
Just watch last year’s game.


19 Responses

  1. Knock Knock! Who is there?
    friggen Riddick running free
    not making me laugh

    Knock Knock! Who is there?
    Manti Te’o in your face!
    Just not amusing

    Tub with piranhas
    would certainly be more fun
    Then watching these Mids

    As the team flies back
    I whisper a solemn vow
    I will drink more beer.

  2. No Defense Again
    Offensive Line could not Block
    No positives yet

  3. Twas men against boys.
    Being outmatched plus our mistakes
    caused lopsided score.

  4. Look on the bright side
    Miller, punter, new kicker

  5. Defense can’t tackle
    Passing game looked really good
    I hate Notre Dame

  6. Two years of payback
    For Whoopin’ of TwentyTen
    Still worth it for me

  7. Start time too early,
    Missed the entire first half,
    Should have stayed in bed.

  8. Seven thousand dollars
    to watch pain in person
    At least there more Ireland to see

  9. O’boy that was sad.
    O’no doubt it raised our Eire.
    O’will keep cheerin.

  10. That was terrible.
    Wheels of car Johnson built
    Have now fallen off.

    • I guess since Michigan was beat 41-14 then everything they have going for them is now over. They played a team that they had to make no mistakes against in order to win. They made enough mistakes to last a long time. I watched every minute of the game and 2 things led to the loss in my opinion 1.) there was poor execution throughout the game 2.) they played a physically superior team. It happens. The mistakes they made ARE correctable. After one game it is not time to throw in the towel.

  11. Miller can wing it.
    Gutsy play on hurt ankle.
    Defense overmatched.

  12. End of first half
    Was amateur hour display
    Not Coach N’s finest

    • I am guessing that
      You also liked the calls of
      Gary Danielson

    • How can you defend
      Not trying for touchdown
      With a timeout left?

      Was it really better
      To run off 10 seconds time
      Vice a spike and throw?

      O was looking for play
      Coach was looking bewildered
      Clock kept on running

    • Looking “bewildered?”
      No he didn’t. He said kick.
      You just disagreed.

      Feel free to do so,
      But try to leave out all the
      Histrionic crap.

  13. People forget that
    Notre Dame wants to win too.
    Navy did play hard.

  14. Oh and one it is
    After one game; thankfully
    Not a season made

  15. ‘Tis never so good
    Nor so bad as it seemeth;
    Nevertheless — OUCH!

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