Postgame Haiku, Vol. 28



77 Responses

  1. Yes yes yes yes yes

  2. the streak goes to one
    again we go for two wins
    got fighting irish

  3. It feels good the second time too!


  5. Staubach followed by
    and then Ricky Dobbs.

  6. Hardin and Johnson
    and Niumatalolo.
    Nothing else to say.

  7. we played a great game
    we beat the irish again
    army is up next!

  8. No sight is better
    Than Navy taking a knee
    In front of Jesus

  9. They were undersized
    But these overachievers
    Played with king-sized heart

  10. Simply Beautiful Performance

  11. Wow!

  12. I could not scream more

    Victory for us today

    Sheet poster hangs outside

  13. I think “Touchdown Jesus” is on our side now…


  15. It makes you wonder
    If the Superintendant
    Will crowd surf again.

  16. Irish eyes smiling
    Ten win season still in play
    Houston, here we come!

  17. Actually my ND buddy sent me an email saying:

    Glad we snapped the streak last year.


  18. Lou Holtz on College Scoreboard a few minutes ago:
    “Notre Dame was clearly the better team, they just self-destructed”
    “Notre Dame’s main problem was that they couldn’t stop the wishbone.”


    2nd time is just as nice- Go Navy, Beat Everyone!

  19. There once was a…wait
    No limericks on this day
    Vic’try haiku rules

  20. Frak Lou Holtsth. I just lost all respect for him after seeing the garbage spewing out of his mouth during that spot. He can take his wishbone and stuff it.

  21. 901458 –
    in 5-7-5 please!

  22. The House that Rock Built:
    Ken Niumatalolo
    is your new landlord!

  23. Irish by blood lines
    Navy by the grace of God
    Wins that much sweeter

  24. Irish limericks?
    No! Haiku more fun to write
    F’d up on Bushmills

  25. We are living through a new golden age of Navy football. Why doesn’t my wife understand how important this is?

  26. we took it to the next level


  27. Michael Felix James
    thank you for all you provide
    for real, no homo

  28. After today’s game
    I want Ricky Dobbs to win
    The Heisman Trophy.

  29. Who woulda thunk it?
    Navy over Notre Dame
    Three years in a row!

  30. Irish eyes
    are smiling
    only for NAVY

  31. And as usual.
    These guys
    Blame themselves

  32. suck on it pickles
    no heisman for you beyotch
    bye bye fat charlie

  33. navy’s beaten charlie twice in three years. i hope he stays forever.

  34. Charlie is a goner
    Niumatalolo ain’t
    Charlie is a goner

  35. I hope Charlie is given a 30 year extension and an
    a buyout that rivals an Obama deficit.

  36. There once was a man named Lou
    Who lost his teeth and couldn’t chew
    But what was really scary
    Was after his commentary
    It was apparent he’d lost his mind too

  37. suck it charlie weis
    suck it charlie weis again
    why are we still here?

  38. HEART

  39. The first onside kick
    Recovered by the domers
    Drama but sweet win

  40. Wow, Wow, Wow, Wow,Wow

  41. When Murray and Teich
    Are getting 10 yards a touch
    Navy can’t be beat

  42. Prose version:

    Haa Haaah (ha haa haa aa h ahhh). Haa haaah, ha – ha, haa haaahaha ha haah:

    1. Ha hahahah, ha, haaahahaha, ha ha haahah.

    2. Haahah ha ha hahaha.


    3. Bwahahahah!

  43. My Father
    Is 2-0
    When in SB

  44. I heard the fans say
    “Our Jimmy a mere mortal?”
    Then “Heisman Schmeissman!”

  45. We drove to South Bend
    To see them do it again
    Our Cardiac Mids

  46. We wondered last week
    When would come the complete game
    How about today?

  47. ….I had some time to think about Haikus in the car last night.

  48. Complete game? We gave up over 450 passing yards.

    “Win” works for me, though it was a bit more dramatic than it needed to be.

  49. …….you’re kidding, right?

  50. Dobbs, Murray and Teich
    with seven yards a carry
    are unstopable…

  51. Seemed like the o-line had an outstanding day. Really no penetration on those counter options.


    Niumat beats Weis
    Lou Holtz crying in his beer
    Dobby pwns Clausen.

  53. strong D corners
    no give up inside
    all left on the field

  54. It’s nice to see someone get off an Obama comment without getting censored because of some thin-skinned puke.

  55. Don’t flatter yourself, Anon. You aren’t censored for anything you’ve said about me, and you’d have to be really, really stupid not to understand why I don’t want politics on my blog. You’re censored because of your racist haiku after the Rice game.

  56. Libelous. The only things you censored were:
    1) an innocuous Obama comment and
    2) a non-racial comment about the SMU fans.
    Don’t make stuff up up to justify your imperiousness.

  57. this fan video
    you simply cannot miss it

  58. I’m not making stuff up. It’s still up there if you want to go look. After you posted that, I made it so that your comments have to be approved by me before they’re posted. Sometimes I get around to approving them, sometimes I don’t. Oh well.

  59. You have to love a guy named Anonymous who talks tons of smack. Classic.

  60. Edwards and Carter
    Irish helmet paint flying
    BZ to BG

  61. LOL @ that video. OMG. You have to stick it out until the end where he breaks out the required whining about chop blocks.

  62. Almost as much fun as the game was watching Charlie Weis blame his players. Class act. Nah, the game was more fun. Admit it. We all stood in our living rooms and sang Blue and Gold out loud.

  63. Clausen throws record
    Four hundred fifty two and
    sean is left crying

    Reference to the fan video above. Classic.

  64. I write a haiku
    for Niumatalolo
    you are my hero

  65. He leaped in 0 7
    Interception in 0 9
    Vela for ever

  66. The video is a riot. He looks like he just found out his wife is sleeping with his best friend. “She made 5 mistakes”. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  67. Forgive me, Mike, if that video crossed the line into “mean” territory, but I’m always flabberghasted by these fans who think it’s their perogative to win.

    As to the cut blocking, the way I always tell people is this. A running back who struggles for an extra yard instead of just going down risks getting stripped or turned into a pretzel. The defensive lineman who fights through the cut block instead of just going with it risks having their foot get caught.

    [I don’t follow these things closely, but I’m wracking my brains to think of the last time someone from the second string was taken out for the year by a cut block and they see it multiple times a week. ]

  68. Absolutely spectacular!!! Great coaching job on both sides of the ball…

    Have to share that at 0600 on Sunday morning, my wife and I saw Buddy Green at Double T Diner in Annapolis. He was wearing a Navy jogging suit and slippers and was reading all the sports section from the area….he seemed to be having a good time.

    I hope he was headed in to see the film and game plan Delaware. For some reason I absolutely despise the Blue Hens.


  70. holy crap that video is awesome. great find! opening with “every rose has it’s thorn”…CLASSIC!!

  71. I’m still laughing at the word “Schadenfreudefest”
    Never heard it before (maybe I live under a rock).

  72. GoalieLax
    I went back and forth about posting that, if you look at his preview of the game he has repect for Navy and the special relationship, but finally the humorous imperative prevailed (for bonus lulz, check out the difference between his hair before and after the game).

    No, you just didn’t grow up in a household where a certain amount of German was spoken (boy howdy, if I had a sawbuck for every time I had to explain ‘sogenannte’).

  73. Big Sean!


  74. Navy has nineteen
    votes in the new AP poll
    Notre Dame has three.

    I’m not sure which I think is wierder.

  75. LOL – BigSean posted on GoMids: Too funny

  76. Can I start the respect game again?

  77. In answer to newt91’s request that 901458 switch comments to Haiku. How about this:

    No respect for Holtz
    Thinks option 3 is wishbone
    senility’s sad

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