Postgame Haiku, Vol. 43 On December 11, 2010 By MikeIn army, army-navy, navy football Ricky Dobbs giveth, Ricky Dobbs taketh away, Navy wins again. Share this: Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like Loading... Related
VARSGOAT still a putz Of course everyone knows that But he hangs with brass December 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm Reply
I quaffed IPA. We watch’d Navy wrap up the game Post game way too short. December 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm Reply
Blocking gap closes But not much else, As Wyatt Shows brother what’s up December 11, 2010 at 8:16 pm Reply
Ninety plus eight yards And a cloud of beat army Going Going Gone! Nine in a row but Army keeps closing the gap Theoretically December 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm Reply
Not quite as easy. Just hope Kenny is still here Tomorrow morning. December 11, 2010 at 9:09 pm Reply
Another double Digit win. Nine in a row. But it’s closing, right? December 11, 2010 at 10:15 pm Reply
Woops shut down the run. Dobbs completed some long ones. Navy wins again! Army slotbacks Face- Planted Navy defenders on the perimeter December 12, 2010 at 11:46 am Reply
Times Herald writers Stuck in their own dreamy world Gap closing my A$$ December 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm Reply
Four turnovers be damed Number 8 shines for Navy For nine in a row The fourth quarter drive Was the real game killer Bring on the Aztecs December 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm Reply
Navy seniors got Commissions last week; will be In harm’s way next week? (Re: postgame studio commentary–couldn’t these guys make an attempt to be a little more educated?) December 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm Reply
I say “hell no” to the shoulderboard uniforms. Keep the blue pants though. December 13, 2010 at 7:25 am Reply
Tradition says wear Blue and Gold in battle fair Bowl games show your flair December 13, 2010 at 9:50 am Reply
Vanderbilt head coach Gus Malzahn accepts the offer Navy fans sleep better December 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm Reply
Re: Zoltan Who’s your inside source? Latest on ESPN: Malzahn is staying. December 13, 2010 at 5:36 pm Reply
Whoops shut down option. Good thing Ricky throws so well. His arm won the game. Wyatt broke the hearts of Army fans everywhere with his touchdown run. Uniforms were bad. Shoulderboards look butt-ugly. Use throw-backs instead. December 14, 2010 at 10:28 am Reply
My source lacks merit. Gus Malzahn declines the offer Navy fans no sleep good December 14, 2010 at 1:38 pm Reply
do do doooooo do-dooooooo DO DOOOO do dooo —BA DA DA DAH…HEY!!! YOU SUCeed. Let’s just be happy It was not “Mony, Mony” Earmuffs, kids, earmuffs! December 14, 2010 at 2:14 pm Reply
Army board: “Dobbs is no better than Steelman, just better coaches/scheme.” December 14, 2010 at 5:13 pm Reply
The Birddog 
So 4 turnovers
And yet a two touchdown win
The gap not closing
Should Navy switch to
the unis they wore today
permanently? Yes.
VARSGOAT still a putz
Of course everyone knows that
But he hangs with brass
I quaffed IPA.
We watch’d Navy wrap up the game
Post game way too short.
Blocking gap closes
But not much else, As Wyatt
Shows brother what’s up
Army is better
With turnovers we still win
Sink the Aztecs next
Ninety plus eight yards
And a cloud of beat army
Going Going Gone!
Nine in a row but
Army keeps closing the gap
Theoretically
Not quite as easy.
Just hope Kenny is still here
Tomorrow morning.
Another double
Digit win. Nine in a row.
But it’s closing, right?
Army will need more
emotional callouses
after ninth straight win
Woops shut down the run.
Dobbs completed some long ones.
Navy wins again!
Army slotbacks Face-
Planted Navy defenders
on the perimeter
Times Herald writers
Stuck in their own dreamy world
Gap closing my A$$
Four turnovers be damed
Number 8 shines for Navy
For nine in a row
The fourth quarter drive
Was the real game killer
Bring on the Aztecs
Navy seniors got
Commissions last week; will be
In harm’s way next week?
(Re: postgame studio commentary–couldn’t these guys make an attempt to be a little more educated?)
Birddog calls it right
Speed and talent overwhelm
Navy wins again
I say “hell no” to
the shoulderboard uniforms.
Keep the blue pants though.
Tradition says wear
Blue and Gold in battle fair
Bowl games show your flair
C-B-S Coverage
Really sucked after the game
No alma maters
Vanderbilt head coach
Gus Malzahn accepts the offer
Navy fans sleep better
Re: Zoltan
Who’s your inside source?
Latest on ESPN:
Malzahn is staying.
Whoops shut down option.
Good thing Ricky throws so well.
His arm won the game.
Wyatt broke the hearts
of Army fans everywhere
with his touchdown run.
Uniforms were bad.
Shoulderboards look butt-ugly.
Use throw-backs instead.
My source lacks merit.
Gus Malzahn declines the offer
Navy fans no sleep good
Navy fans are fine
And for that matter, so are
Most Maryland fans
do do doooooo do-dooooooo
DO DOOOO do dooo —BA DA DA
DAH…HEY!!! YOU SUCeed.
Let’s just be happy
It was not “Mony, Mony”
Earmuffs, kids, earmuffs!
throw backs from last year’s Temple game the best.
Army board: “Dobbs is
no better than Steelman, just
better coaches/scheme.”