29 thoughts on “Postgame Haiku, Vol. 45”

1. Kriss for president
   And he can toss a touchdown
   Defense did not suck!

   September 3, 2011 at 5:54 pm Reply
2. Great way to kiss off
   another winning season.
   Love Navy Football!!!

   September 3, 2011 at 5:56 pm Reply
3. Loss to Delaware
   Would have been best thing for team.
   Year doomed, says Deli.

   September 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm Reply
4. Tasty victory!
   A feast for true Navy fans
   Blue Hen fricassee

   September 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm Reply
5. what was the best part
   the offense or the defense team
   oh hello kaylee

   September 3, 2011 at 6:01 pm Reply
6. Navy wins the game
   Disposes of Delaware*
   Happy September.

   *One of the few times you will ever hear me quote one of the Navy broadcasters. Not that there are a wealth of opportunities to do so, but regardless.

   September 3, 2011 at 6:09 pm Reply
7. I told you last year
   Kriss is the TO master
   welcome to the club

   September 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm Reply
8. Wasn’t aware it was a secret

   September 3, 2011 at 7:08 pm Reply
9. What happened to the haikus?

   September 3, 2011 at 7:19 pm Reply
10. Must’ve stepped on some stinkberries and got my brain all scrambled.

    September 3, 2011 at 7:40 pm Reply
11. Great start to season
    But Coach Ken still hasn’t learned
    How to use timeouts

    September 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm Reply
12. are you being serious

    September 3, 2011 at 8:33 pm Reply
13. Off to a great start.
    Very happy for KP.
    Great job, Buddy Green.

    September 3, 2011 at 8:44 pm Reply
14. Saw some new wrinkles
    In Navy’s Triple Option
    Chess versus checkers.

    September 3, 2011 at 9:56 pm Reply
15. Second honeymoon
    From beautiful Jamaica
    Navy beats U Del

    September 3, 2011 at 11:27 pm Reply
16. Fiancee’s first game
    Irish honeymoon next year?
    I love this woman

    September 3, 2011 at 11:28 pm Reply
17. A perfect game day
    Offense Defense playing well
    Intensity too!

    September 4, 2011 at 9:53 am Reply
18. Great Way to Open
    Physical Play for Sure
    No Q-Back Was Safe

    September 4, 2011 at 11:36 am Reply
19. you’ve never noticed
    unnecessary timeouts
    since ken took the wheel?

    what happend to the
    haikus only on this page
    rule that once was law

    September 4, 2011 at 2:44 pm Reply
20. the rule went away
    when responding to those who
    cry about timeouts

    September 4, 2011 at 3:07 pm Reply
21. Hey Ninety-Seven:
    It is smart to use timeouts
    when the team needs them.

    It is stupid to
    hold onto them if their use
    can help Navy score.

    September 4, 2011 at 3:29 pm Reply
22. timeouts? timeouts? huh?
    zero penalties best gauge
    97 meet E Uzelac

    September 4, 2011 at 4:32 pm Reply
23. Mason Graham lights
    out. Teich and Tuani are beasts.
    five slot backs deep. wow!

    September 4, 2011 at 4:39 pm Reply
24. the rule went away
    just because you disagree?
    yet you followed it.

    September 4, 2011 at 8:52 pm Reply
25. Chevis, would you care for some camembert with your whine?

    September 5, 2011 at 9:34 am Reply
26. Twenty three points above
    Hens are good Navy’s better
    Great way to start, KN

    September 5, 2011 at 10:45 am Reply
27. Haiku syllables:
    Five first line, seven second
    line, then five again.

    September 5, 2011 at 11:25 am Reply
28. Jon Teague is All In
    fifty four yards is a long way
    room to spare. sweet three

    September 5, 2011 at 11:59 am Reply
29. sorry this is late
    but that game was fun to watch
    way to start things off!

    September 6, 2011 at 11:14 am Reply