Postgame Haiku, Vol. 49 On October 8, 2011 By MikeIn navy football “I should start a blog!” I said that four years ago. Need a time machine. Share this:TwitterMoreFacebookEmailLike this:Like Loading... Related
Half way round the world I just stayed up all night long To watch a nightmare October 8, 2011 at 6:32 pm Reply
Worst first halves ever? Three–Duke ‘ten. Two–AF this year. One–So Miss. Discuss. October 8, 2011 at 6:35 pm Reply
Defense was missing I’ve seen more manly stuff from Bay City Rollers October 8, 2011 at 6:41 pm Reply
Beer beer beer beer beer Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer Beer beer beer beer beer October 8, 2011 at 6:42 pm Reply
birddog knows this well; adversity builds character. Will Mids save season? October 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm Reply
When Charlie was coach At least one could look forward To decent fly bys October 8, 2011 at 8:55 pm Reply
Total butt-whipping Started having flashbacks to Mid-to late-eighties October 8, 2011 at 10:33 pm Reply
Make it go away! It burns, it burns…ooo, it burns! Need to unsee this! October 9, 2011 at 12:33 am Reply
Special teams fail and trouble in the red zone helped. Southern Miss crushed us. October 9, 2011 at 12:33 am Reply
Amended haiku: No haiku atones Big East like this ev’ry week “Only rest for Teich.” I apologize for not thinking of this earlier. October 10, 2011 at 8:41 pm Reply
my posts are censored don’t pay homage to birdie takes ball and goes home October 14, 2011 at 8:25 am Reply
The Birddog 
Barf.
Navy getting worse
Schedule getting tougher
Long season ahead
Half way round the world
I just stayed up all night long
To watch a nightmare
Worst first halves ever?
Three–Duke ‘ten. Two–AF this year.
One–So Miss. Discuss.
Defense was missing
I’ve seen more manly stuff from
Bay City Rollers
Beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer
Can save money drop-
ing CBS College Net
No need for it now
“Open City” D
worked well for old Manila.
Today, not so much.
birddog knows this well;
adversity builds character.
Will Mids save season?
The sun will come out
Tomorrow bet your bottom!
Teich-able moment?
Absolute garbage…
(But we are not getting beat
by sorry MAC teams)
When Charlie was coach
At least one could look forward
To decent fly bys
No haiku atones
Big East like this ev’ry week
No rest for weary.
Total butt-whipping
Started having flashbacks to
Mid-to late-eighties
Make it go away!
It burns, it burns…ooo, it burns!
Need to unsee this!
Special teams fail and
trouble in the red zone helped.
Southern Miss crushed us.
Really tough to watch,
Embarassing shellacking
Defensive struggle!
early season talk
now starting to really show
it ain’t over yet!
It is a good thing
That my Dish DVR has
An erase button.
How come I don’t feel
as angry about this loss
as I did last week?
Character building
Is watching til bitter end
Keep the faith baby!
Ditto…keep the faith! (I AIN’T A POET!)
TV Jump Button
Press to zoomie Spank channel
Best relief today
I drove four hours
down and 4 hours back home
saw a game, I think
Amended haiku:
No haiku atones
Big East like this ev’ry week
“Only rest for Teich.”
I apologize for not thinking of this earlier.
my posts are censored
don’t pay homage to birdie
takes ball and goes home
Indeed it is true
I do censor idiots
And little league dads
lol OWNED
That haiku belongs in the hall of awesome.