33 thoughts on “Postgame Haiku, Vol. 100”

1. ELEVEN, baby!
   E-LEV-EN, Navy, Navy!
   ELEVEN, Navy!

   December 28, 2015 at 5:51 pm Reply
2. I just realized
   You spell “Greatest Of All Time”
   With G. O. A. T.

   December 28, 2015 at 5:55 pm Reply
3. It may just be me
   but I am not ready for
   this season to end

   December 28, 2015 at 6:04 pm Reply
4. Outran and out passed
   Bigger, faster ACC
   HOW ‘BOUT THAT GIMMICK?

   December 28, 2015 at 6:09 pm Reply
5. Panthers started Fast
   Keenan took over after
   Triple Option Rocks

   December 28, 2015 at 6:13 pm Reply
6. How soon can we get
   Season commemorative
   Blu Ray, Mister Stras?

   December 28, 2015 at 6:19 pm Reply
7. Friggen amazing
   Thank God for the D-V-R
   Recorded the magic

   December 28, 2015 at 6:20 pm Reply
8. Three straight bowl game wins;
   Eleven wins for first time;
   Plebes may carry on.

   December 28, 2015 at 6:23 pm Reply
9. The Heisman Trophy
   Is now less relevant than
   The Nobel Peace Prize

   December 28, 2015 at 6:25 pm Reply
10. final game of a
    great career by KR
    we are lucky fans

    December 28, 2015 at 6:26 pm Reply
11. Yo, game announcers
    Please, Navy is “midshipmen”
    Not lowlife “cadets”

    December 28, 2015 at 6:27 pm Reply
    1. e s p n sux
       that was not the only gaff
       let me count the ways

       December 28, 2015 at 6:29 pm
    2. Yep, Joe Bellino
       Was never a quarterback
       Do your damn homework

       December 28, 2015 at 6:34 pm
12. Today Navy’s top
    passer, rusher, receiver
    Yep, Keenan Reynolds

    December 28, 2015 at 6:31 pm Reply
    1. Yup, he’s a ball hog
       Why can’t he spread the wealth more
       L O L O L

       December 28, 2015 at 7:37 pm
13. Three consecutive
    Bowl victories in a row!
    Navy’s all-time best!

    December 28, 2015 at 7:07 pm Reply
14. That was me!

    December 28, 2015 at 7:10 pm Reply
15. keenan runs option
    like monet painting lilies
    master of his craft

    December 28, 2015 at 11:10 pm Reply
16. Fret not, A-A-C
    Navy comes to the rescue
    For the first bowl win

    December 28, 2015 at 11:16 pm Reply
17. Navy Class of Sixteen
    spend four years together by the bay,
    add much to Navy lore.

    December 29, 2015 at 7:03 am Reply
18. What a performance
    The announcers hurt my head
    Best team since Staubach

    December 29, 2015 at 9:00 am Reply
19. Eleven and two!
    Strong O and best D in years.
    Wow, what a season.

    December 29, 2015 at 9:40 am Reply
20. A special bowl game
    With a special Navy team
    Awesome season end

    Beer at N-M-C!
    Keenan takes back his record
    Much fun had by all!

    Pitt band entertained
    Pitt fans well represented
    ‘Nap Town represents!

    December 29, 2015 at 11:58 am Reply
21. Whole team in for win,
    we can all say we were there.
    to them all, thanks guys!

    ps: it’s gonna be a loooooong off-season…

    December 29, 2015 at 4:12 pm Reply
22. I do not haiku

    But just this once I offer

    A team for the ages!

    December 29, 2015 at 7:19 pm Reply
23. Any chance Keenan can play lacrosse?

    January 4, 2016 at 12:20 pm Reply
    1. Haiku, man, haiku!
       Looking forward to watching
       Navy lax – good luck!

       January 26, 2016 at 9:14 am
24. Where’s the game breakdown?
    One more analysis, Mike?
    Tell me it’s coming

    January 6, 2016 at 9:54 am Reply
    1. Don’t worry, it is
       There are many posts to come
       But real life comes first

       January 6, 2016 at 10:26 am
25. Excited to hear we’re getting a post game analysis
    Hopefully both Army and Pitt!

    January 6, 2016 at 3:26 pm Reply
26. Happy New Year Mike!
    Thanks again for a blog
    That truly delights

    January 15, 2016 at 11:20 pm Reply
27. Is there any significance to the 6 horizontal stripes on the football jerseys and lacrosse sleeves?

    April 1, 2016 at 8:03 am Reply
    1. It’s supposed to represent the six numbered fleets, although honestly I just think it looks good.

       April 1, 2016 at 9:32 am