REAL LIFE

I have a lot of readers in Annapolis and in the Norfolk/Virginia Beach areas. If you guys are reading this, I assume you decided not to get out of dodge ahead of the storm. My parents live in Virginia Beach, and I offered to drive up to help them hunker down and for the inevitable cleanup. My father said no. I’m pretty sure he’s going to climb the flagpole on the end of his dock and ride this one out Lieutenant Dan-style. For the rest of you, don’t forget to fill your bathtub and stay away from windows.

Stay safe. By the time you get power back, I might even have the Delaware preview posted.

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GTFO IRENE

I SWEAR IF I MISS ONE FREAKING SNAP OF EVEN THE MOST POS UMASS VS HOLY CROSS OR WHATEVER THURSDAY NIGHT GAME BECAUSE YOU BLEW OUT ALL OF JACKSONVILLE’S SATELLITE DISHES I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CUT YOU, JOSE, KATIA, LEE, AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. NOBODY WILL BE SPARED, NOT EVEN THE DEPRESSIONS. GO BEAT THE PISS OUT OF BERMUDA LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO. THEY DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FOOTBALL.