GTFO IRENE

I SWEAR IF I MISS ONE FREAKING SNAP OF EVEN THE MOST POS UMASS VS HOLY CROSS OR WHATEVER THURSDAY NIGHT GAME BECAUSE YOU BLEW OUT ALL OF JACKSONVILLE’S SATELLITE DISHES I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CUT YOU, JOSE, KATIA, LEE, AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY. NOBODY WILL BE SPARED, NOT EVEN THE DEPRESSIONS. GO BEAT THE PISS OUT OF BERMUDA LIKE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO. THEY DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FOOTBALL.